You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
