it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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