I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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