How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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