we should wear snuggies to the strip club
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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