I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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