Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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