i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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