I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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