Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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