does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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