yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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