I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
