What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
