these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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