I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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