I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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