It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel like a drive thru vagina
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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