Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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