oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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