I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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