At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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