i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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