just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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