This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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