I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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