So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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