Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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