i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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