I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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