if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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