David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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