Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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