How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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