respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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