So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Dicks are not precious.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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