so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Still dying that you shit outside
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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