it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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