I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
