**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I can't put those talents on a resume
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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