Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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