you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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