I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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