Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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