absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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