Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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