You're completely useless in the revolution.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
he had hair everywhere except his balls
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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