you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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