What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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