we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
