I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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