Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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