Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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