i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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