I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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