North Korea, Best Korea!
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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