He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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